One of the most random surveys you'll ever take! Created by sarahkay and taken 4799 times on Bzoink | |
Some of the most random questions you will ever be asked! | |
What brand of toilet paper does your family buy?: | dono |
What is your favorite kitchen utensil?: | chopstix |
Is your freezer/refrigerator door right next to each other, or on top?: | on top |
What color is the chair you're sitting in?: | blue |
Have you ever worn underwear on your head?: | no |
What about over your pants?: | tried it once =D |
Have you ever eaten grass?: | no |
Does your dog eat grass?: | dont haf 1 |
Do you yell at it when it eats grass?: | no |
My mom used to tell me the dogs teeth would get sharp if it ate grass. | |
Did your mom tell you that?: | no |
Have you ever wondered why the letter Q always has to be followed with u?: | nope |
Q is such a wimp. | |
When asked "Wut do yew wanna tlk abouutt", what do you think of first?: | that person needs to learn english |
Is there anything broken around you?: | yes |
What's your favorite brand of pencil?: | Pilot??i guess |
Eraser?: | dont know |
Do you like Dunkaroos?: | dont know wat is that |
Do you enjoy cleaning your belly button?: | no |
Type ex-boyfriends mother's name with your chin. NOW.: | fuck u |
Have you ever yawned and not been able to hear momentarily?: | yes |
Have you ever used the word 'duper' without super in front of it?: | no |
Why do people named Thomas go by the nickname Tom. Why not Thom?: | cos they dont learn english |
Have you ever used a type writer, and not messed up typing?: | never use one |
Does your dad watch the History Channel everynight?: | no |
Mine does. | |
Talk Sex With Sue- Good or bad?: | no |
Do you fear shutting your head in the car door?: | sometimes |
Do you ever find yourself sitting around making funny faces for no reason?: | yes |
Does anyone ever catch you?: | sometimes |
Have you played "A Sailor Went to Sea Sea Sea" Lately?: | no? |
Did you know the ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?: | no |
If I told you I had a Pokemon mousepad, what would you say?: | you live in ur mums basement |
Gee, thanks, I have a Pokemon mousepad, you jerk! | |
Have you ever made a project out of wood?: | no |
Have you ever ridden on a donkey?: | yes |
Do you purposely NOT use good punctuation/grammar?: | yes |
Have you ever dislike someone you adn't met in person?: | yes,you |
Have you ever swan dived off of your roof into oncoming traffic?: | no,or else i wudn be here |
Go look in the nearest closet. What's the 3rd clothing article on the left?: | a shirt |
When you were a kid, did you believe chocolate milk came from brown cows?: | no |
Do you still believe it?: | no |
Have you ever found a dead animal under your house?: | yes,an ant to be excact |
Have you ever tried to fly past the age of 8?: | wat the hell do u mean |
Do you watch Disney Channel shows, and then lie about it?: | no |
Has your house ever been infested with some kind of insect?: | no |
Have you ever passed 3 dead squirrles in a row on the road?: | no |
Can you laugh like Woody Woodpecker?: | sometimes |
Do you walk in step with people around you?: | no |
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